1 " Help! even though it's christmas I had to get up really early to be unbearingly social."
2 " Help my cats don't love me. They only use me for food and warmth."
3 " Help! I accidentally sprayed myself in the eye with deodorant. The spray cap got stuck...But it released again. At eye height."
3 " Help we're stuck in Oblivion. We need lock picks NOW. Or we'll never be able to poison Thadon."