Stepfathers

Right now in Vrouw magazine, for an article about a stepfather trying to win the love of his new stepson. Going to the toy store was his winning move. I tried to keep it sweet, but slightly excessive. Caption: "THIS is your new daddy!" 

Ikrotterdam

Still busy making work with IkRotterdam.nl We've been drawing a lot of dark pub interiors lately but with summer arriving it's time to go outside and draw (as soon as it finally stops raining that is). Here's the lovely car of Branco Delicatessen.

RSI

I'd forgotten all about this one, I made it for an article about RSI last year ;
" Marja's RSI only played up during doing the dishes."

The new ZONE5300 is out!

In the new Zone5300, all the way in the back this new cartoon I did. " Our child will have to suit the interior." 

Zone Agency Update

Zone 5300 Agency has done an update on my work and it looks good. Here you can check it out, and while you're there, their other artists are very worthwhile checking out as well.

Website refreshed!

Hurrah! My site's been updated. New work, new old ads, new cover!

Erotic fruit: a "massage" course for women

Illustration about an erotic massage course for women, focussing on some intriguing techniques.
Text: " And this technique she calls The Blender."  (hand-held-blender = the exact translation)

Sketchbooks in Zone5300

Right now in magazine Zone5300, a spread with picks from my sketchbooks and a little interview. I'm also going to do a cartoon for Zone, the first one appeared in this issue as well!

My first baby card

After saying no against baby-cards for years (sweet & cute is not quite my subject matter), I thought I'd have a go at it for some friends of mine. They gave me carte-blanche and I tried not to shame them. Think I've managed. This is the textless version, front and inside. In the finished one the letters if the name are  in the frames on the front. The inside (see under) is handwritten and naturally contains all their information in the finished version. 

At the library

The Rotterdam Library has opened a new library in the IJsselmonde area for which I, and four other illustrators, have designed the backs of several bookcases. The bookcases stand with their backs to the library entry so you should see them straight away when you walk in. I'll visit to shoot some pictures yet. This one I did on the subject of Psychological Literature.

Speed-dating

Right now in Vrouw magazine, an illustration on speed-dating. I made two versions for the client, one about sex on the first date and a milder version you can see underneath, which is the one they used.

"John had only one question: Did she have sex on the first date?"

"Speed-date dilemma: Dreamdate or pee-break?"

Sketch: Hoping for a swift return to fashion.

From the sketchbook: sketched in a museum in Antwerp. It says " Fashions always return, don't they?" " I'm certainly looking forward to this one coming round again!."

The bitch

I re-used this image for my Christmas card last year but actually it was for an article on bitchiness. The text says " Super-bitch Maria took her professional literature very seriously." She's reading: Why men marry bitches, Machaivalli, Free the bitch within, The taste of power, The lifes and loves of a She devil and a couple of Dutch publications in this line. (click to enlarge the picture)

Right now in Winelife magazine

An article on choosing the right water with your meal and wine. "L'eau du Ordinaire will go very well with your chicken and fries, madam."

Antwerp Museum Mayer van den Berg

Strange guys, those Romans.

Have a little heart for your company

A marketing subject. Communicate more successfully to your target group by having all your employees be true to, communicate, and believe in the key-values of your company. "Hereby I swear to be faithful to the key-values of the company, for better or worse till death do us part." (click image to enlarge)

Christmas agreements 2011

Another Chrismas one, this was for an article about how to make agreements with your partner to get through Christmas (without bashing each-others heads in). Saying: " No guys, first the signing of the Christmas-contract and Behavioural-norm agreement, then the presents." (click image to see full size btw)

Christmas is over and it's 2012

Have a good time after the holidays

Relationship irritations

This one was for an article about being continuously irritated with your partner. The main illustration says " Bertha's rose-coloured glasses were definitively broken."

Buzzing for Tijdschrift voor Marketing

This is a recent illustration for a marketing magazine. The subject of the article was Buzz* and how marketeers should perceive the data they collect from this. The article was focussed in particular on not knowing who's behind all the chattering and which percentage of their peer-group this represents. So, I concluded quite a small group of people could be really influential, therfore I created;
"Bertus the Megabuzzer soon to be the most influential consumer on earth."

*Buzz: a term used in word-of-mouth marketing is the interaction of consumers and users about a product or service. Nowadays social media such as Facebook and Twitter are also being used to create marketing buzz. 

Divorce inducing vacations

This one I made for an article on vacations and what havoc they can wreak on your marriage. The text says something like "Sun, sea & sand were the last straw".  Actually in Dutch the saying is "the last drop" coming from "the drop that makes the bucket overflow".

Writer Berthold Gunster surprised me by far preferring my sketches over my finished illustrations. I've sketch-illustrated a whole book of his called "Ik ben oke, jij bent een sukkel". Which translates as something like "I'm ok, you are a moron". Although the title suggests differently, this book is actually about how to get along with (difficult) people. Recently Berthold published a new book, Omdenken. I've done a couple of new sketches for it. You can see & buy the books here.

The larger version of the Romeo Delta flyer

Postponing sport indefinitely

An article on postponing sports till tomorrow...or the day after.
"Once again she opted for a solid game of mental exercise." 

The little follow-up.

Trek de agenda!

En ik heb de flyer ontworpen.

 

 

Romeo Delta presenteert op 21 november: Tweedehands.
De Unie, Mauritsweg 34
Zaal open 20.00u - aanvang 20.30u
Entree € 5,- BNO leden en studenten € 3,-
Reserveren niet mogelijk.

Tweedehands
Hippe vintage, Found Footage of een tas gemaakt van je kat. Re-use, recycle en hergebruik.
De volgende Romeo Delta avond (noteer maar vast 21 november, zelfde tijd zelfde plaats) gaan we niet op zoek naar het tweede leven van de eierdoos of lege wc-rol maar juist die van fotografie, autoband, video of ieder ander denkbaar materiaal.
Creatief met kurk maar dan 2.0...

Plaswijck Park. Don't forget to wash your hands.

A quick cross-post from Ikrotterdam. A few weeks ago I visited Plaswijck park for the first time and it was nicer than I thought It'd be. Apart from all the playgrounds they actually have a little zoo with monkeys, huge owls, otters and, as pictured, Guinea Pigs. The sign says "Petting Guinea Pigs is allowed but: Don't pick them up. Don't walk in their residence. Don't feed. Thanks! Don't forget washing your hands."

No more sex

This one is in Vrouw magazine right now, it's for an article on couples who are not having sex anymore.
"No dear, let's wait until the children leave home."

Diabetes

This one I did for a medical magazine, the subject of the article was diabetes (and Hypoglycemia).
The text on the glass naturally says "Break glass in case of emergency".

Jojo Dress up doll

A dress up doll for the jojo-ing woman. Made for an article describing the constant loss and gain of weight through dieting.

Vote?

Since I'm rather fond of Belgian beer so I just had to enter this Duvel design competition.

Not much chance of winning and getting my very own Evil Granny's glass, as yet.

So if you want to vote, look here!

 

DUVEL GRANNY'S

studio.duvelcollection.com

evalien asked you to vote for this design. Help his/her design reach first place.

Citygirls living in the country

Another illustration for Telegraafs Vrouw. This one was for an article about a city girl moving to the country. The writer mailed me after this was published that coincidentally she looks a lot like this and actually wears high heeled rubber boots while gardening. I thought I'd just made those up. My first idea was putting a woman on a huge Louis Vuiton patterned tractor. Thankfully I didn't use that, Vuiton  seems quite keen on lawsuits.

Museummiddagjes: Wereldmuseum (for ikrotterdam.nl)

Sketching at Wereldmuseum Rotterdam, some ancestral statues looked a lot like Teletubbies and Smurfs. Apart from the beautiful exhibitions the coffee at this museum is absolutely great.

Neuromarketing

This month in Tijdschrift voor Marketing for a quite interesting article about neuromarketing.
" From now on Peter only shopped with his subconscious."

Sketchbook Ghent

If you ever find yourself in Ghent, pay a visit to Het Velootje.
This bar used to be a bikeshop. It's much like drinking beer
in an antiqueshop with a pretty good music...and a cat.

  

Teenage parties

This one I did a while back for an article on young teenagers throwing parties at home, 
to the despair of their parents. "The end of the soda years."

Prosumers

Here's one on marketing. The subject of the article was that you can distinguish 5 
different types of prosumers. So I drew a prosumers test " Which prosumer are you?" 

More from the sketchbook

From the sketchbook

F: Hinze used to whistle spiritually in pyramids.
M: I grew up on panflute music. 

She bought survivalpants, for Afrika.

Drawing is suffering

 



Met illustratieschetsjes van mij.

"Betweterige schoonzus, bemoeizuchtige baas of onhandelbaar kind? Stop ze te veranderen. Ze zijn wie ze zijn. En dat zal altijd zo blijven.

Is dat erg? Nee. Denk het om. Ze zijn je goudmijn.

Na de bestseller Ja-maar wat als alles lukt?, Huh?!

en Omdenken is Berthold Gunster terug met een boek

over een onderwerp wat iedereen zal aanspreken: relaties."